What Did Scotty Say?

"Nick do you want to make me happy or horny?"

bromance

bromance

Scotty gettin’ down to Gaga’s “Alejandro”

I’ve drank so much this week, I really can’t remember what day I started
im going to punch you in the ubula…that’s a womanly part
sometimes I am wise, sometimes I am not because I am HAMMED.
that’s what we do here, we turn logs into gold and then make rings out of them for our balls
(while skyping with our roomie Leah - she’s in NZ)
Leah, have you heard we killed Bin Laden? I was just wondering how fast the internet is these days…
God’s peeing on us, no I bet it’s Zeus…that damn whore, him and all his girls - commenting on the rain
I never get weirded out watching Borat with my family, we have family circle jerks